Funny Joke "Where Are You?"

Wife: "Where are you? Why aren't you home yet?"

Husband: "Love, do you remember the jewellery shop on regent street where you saw a diamond necklace and fell in love with it and I couldn't afford it then, but I said 'I will get it one day for you'?"

Wife: "Yes I do, I do!"

Husband: "I am in the pub just next door to that."