A jobless man applied for the position of Office Boy at a very big company.
The employer interviewed him, then a test “Clean the Floor”.
“You are hired,” the employer said. “Give me your email address, and I’ll send you the application to fill out, as well as when you will start.”
The man replied, “I don’t have a computer or an email.”
“I’m sorry,” said the employer, “if you don’t have an email that means you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.”
The man left with no hope. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 USD in his pocket.
He then decided to go to the supermarket, bought a 10 kg tomato crate, then sold the tomatoes door to door. In less than two hours, he succeeded and doubled his capital.
He repeated the operation 3 times and returned home with $60 USD. The man realized that he could survive this way, and started to go every day earlier, and returned late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his fleet of delivery vehicles.
Five years later, the man’s company was one of the biggest food retailers. He started to plan his family’s future and decided to have life insurance.
He called an insurance broker and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him for his email.
The man replied, “I don’t have an email.”
The broker replied curiously, “You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?”
The man paused for a while and replied, “An office boy!”
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What does space smell like?
Uranus!
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How did the cowboy save so much money?
His horse gave him a couple of bucks every day.
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What do you call an aboriginal rolling down a hill?
Abolanche.
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What is a Mexican’s favorite anime?
Juan Piece.
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Who should be your best friend at school?
Your princi-pal!
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My overweight boss asked me to roast him at his retirement party.
I told him that as a lifelong Muslim, I was forbidden from consuming pork.
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I’ve been watching this anime about dentists. But it’s been getting boring.
I’m a little tired of the filler episodes.
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A Salad Shooter.
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It is said regarding motivation that “the first step is always the hardest”.
As someone with plantar fasciitis, I could not agree more.
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Now the UK is out of the EU we can ban pre-shredded cheese.
Make Britain grate again.
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen.
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Your mama so short she sleeps in a mini house.
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The most annoying thing about working from home is awkward Skype calls with clients.
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Did you know R2D2 loves to curse?
They have to bleep out all his words.
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An Indian walks into a café with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.
He says to the waiter, “Me want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Sure chief, coming right up.”
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.
The next morning, the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, “Me want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Whoa, Tonto. We’re still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?”
The Indian smiles and proudly says, “Me in training for upper management: come in, drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear for the rest of the day.”
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Why did the electrician stay home on Labor Day?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
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Your nose is so big that when you lie on your back in the pool, people think it’s a shark!
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I’m like a ninja at the gym.
Because you’ll never see me there.
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A blonde works in a petrol station filling up cars.
One day, a spaceship with “UFO” written on the side lands next to the blonde. The blonde cheerfully fills it with fuel and the spaceship flies off.
The blonde’s boss, shocked, comes out to ask why she filled it up.
“Do you know what “UFO” stands for?” He asks.
“Of course.” She replies, “Unleaded Fuel Only.”
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