10 Funny Chuck Norris Jokes


Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.


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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.


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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.


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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.


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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.


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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.


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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.


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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.


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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.


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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.




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