10 Funny Blonde Jokes


Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"

Brunette: "I don't know"

Blonde: "Why doesn't anyone know!"


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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven.


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A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."


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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.


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What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box?

"OMG, donut seeds!"


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Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."


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Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months?

Because the box said it was for "2 to 4 years."


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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

The blonde did not know how the salesman had recognized her. This time, she got a haircut and new color, a new outfit and big sunglasses. She then waited a few days before she approached the salesman.

"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.


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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.


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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!




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