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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

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"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In a stork?!"

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Eve: "Adam, do you love me?"
Adam: "Who else?"

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Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.

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Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Because the hats with little propellers cost extra!

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Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

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How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.

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My aunt is 86, but she doesn't need glasses. She drinks straight out of the bottle.

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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
The blonde did not know how the salesman had recognized her. This time, she got a haircut and new color, a new outfit and big sunglasses. She then waited a few days before she approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

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