To make mistakes is human.
To blame someone else for your problem, is strategic.
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Why is bowling a better sport than golf?
Itβs hard to lose a bowling ball.
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People always pick their noses, but I never did.
I have always liked the one nose that I was born with.
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Whatβs a real estate agentβs favorite song?
βFor Lease Navidadβ
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Public Service Announcement:
βIf you get a new baby bunny for Easter, it is not laying little brown chocolate eggsβ
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A little known fact about president Trump is that heβs an avid Fortnite fan.
What with all the walls being built?
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As today is Motherβs Day, I have three special words for my Mom:
βWhatβs for dinner?β
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If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks...
Why is there a light in the fridge?
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Which is faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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Why couldnβt the astronaut book a room on the moon?
Because it was full!
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What type of salad did they serve on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
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Yo mamaβs so fat that people on the Millenium Falcon keep saying βThatβs no moonβ.
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A woman was reading a newspaper one morning and said to her husband, βLook at this, dear. Thereβs an article here about a man who traded his wife for a season ticket to Arsenal. You wouldnβt do a thing like that, would you?β
βOf course I wouldnβt!β replied her husband. βThe seasonβs almost over!β
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Why was Michael Jackson bad at chess?
He couldnβt decide if he was black or white.
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What do you call an aboriginal rolling down a hill?
Abolanche.
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Whatβs a carβs favorite meal?
Brake-fast.
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How does Shrek like his eggs?
Ogre easy.
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Hereβs to being 30! Where a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery.
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What was the name of the frogβs favorite crisp dish?
Croaky bacon.
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As an April Foolsβ joke, I told my SO that I was pregnant.
Sadly, she didnβt fall for it.
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