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Terms of Service
By using this site you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use.
This Agreement sets out the legally binding terms of your use of the Website
and your membership in the Service and may be modified by this site
from time to time, such modifications to be effective upon posting by
this site on the Website.
Eligibility
You must be eighteen or over to register as a member of
this site or use the Website. Membership in the Service is void where
prohibited. By using the Website, you represent and warrant that you have the
right, authority, and capacity to enter into this Agreement and to abide by all
of the terms and conditions of this Agreement.
If you are found to be below 18 your profile will be deleted without notice
Term
This Agreement will remain in full force and effect while you use the
Website and/or are a Member. You may terminate your membership at any time by
emailing us. this site may terminate your membership for any reason,
effective upon sending notice to you at the email address you provide in your
application for membership, or such other email address as you may later
provide to this site Even after membership is terminated, this
Agreement will remain in effect.
Non-Commercial Use by Members
The Website is for the personal use of individual Members only and may
not be used in connection with any commercial endeavors. Organizations,
companies, and/or businesses may not become Members and should not use the
Service or the Website for any purpose. Illegal and/or unauthorized uses of the
Website, including collecting usernames and/or email addresses of members by
electronic or other means for the purpose of sending unsolicited email and
unauthorized framing of or linking to the Website will be investigated, and
appropriate legal action will be taken, including without limitation, civil,
criminal, and injunctive redress.
Content Posted on the Site
You understand and agree that this site may review and delete
any content, messages, photos or profiles (collectively, "Content") that in the
sole judgment of this site violate this Agreement or which might be
offensive, illegal, or that might violate the rights, harm, or threaten the
safety of Members.
You are solely responsible for the Content that you publish or display
(hereinafter, "post") on the Service, or transmit to other Members.
By posting Content to any public area of this site, you automatically
grant, and you represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, to
this site an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, fully paid,
worldwide license to use, copy, perform, display, and distribute such
information and content and to prepare derivative works of, or incorporate into
other works, such information and content, and to grant and authorize
sublicenses of the foregoing.
The following is a partial list of the kind of Content that is illegal or
prohibited on the Website. this site reserves the right to investigate
and take appropriate legal action in its sole discretion against anyone who
violates this provision, including without limitation, removing the offending
communication from the Service and terminating the membership of such
violators. It includes Content that:
is patently offensive to the online community, such as Content that promotes
racism, bigotry, hatred or physical harm of any kind against any group or
individual;
harasses or advocates harassment of another person;
involves the transmission of "junk mail", "chain letters," or unsolicited mass
mailing or "spamming";
promotes information that you know is false, misleading or promotes illegal
activities or conduct that is abusive, threatening, obscene, defamatory or
libelous;
promotes an illegal or unauthorized copy of another person's copyrighted work,
such as providing pirated computer programs or links to them, providing
information to circumvent manufacture-installed copy-protect devices, or
providing pirated music or links to pirated music files;
contains restricted or password only access pages, or hidden pages or images
(those not linked to or from another accessible page);
provides material that exploits people under the age of 18 in a sexual or
violent manner, or solicits personal information from anyone under 18;
provides instructional information about illegal activities such as making or
buying illegal weapons, violating someone's privacy, or providing or creating
computer viruses;
solicits passwords or personal identifying information for commercial or
unlawful purposes from other users; and engages in commercial activities and/or
sales without our prior written consent such as contests, sweepstakes, barter,
advertising, and pyramid schemes.
You must use the Service in a manner consistent with any and all applicable
laws and regulations.
You may not include in your Member profile any telephone numbers, street
addresses, last names, URLs or email addresses.
You may not engage in advertising to, or solicitation of, other Members to buy
or sell any products or services through the Service. You may not transmit any
chain letters or junk email to other Members. Although this site cannot
monitor the conduct of its Members off the Website, it is also a violation of
these rules to use any information obtained from the Service in order to
harass, abuse, or harm another person, or in order to contact, advertise to,
solicit, or sell to any Member without their prior explicit consent.
Copyright Policy.
You may not post, distribute, or reproduce in any way any copyrighted
material, trademarks, or other proprietary information without obtaining the
prior written consent of the owner of such proprietary rights.
Member Disputes
You are solely responsible for your interactions with other
this site Members. this site, Inc. reserves the right, but has
no obligation, to monitor disputes between you and other Members.
Privacy
Use of the Website and/or the Service is also governed by our Privacy
Policy.
Disclaimers
this site is not responsible for any incorrect or inaccurate
Content posted on the Website or in connection with the Service, whether caused
by users of the Website, Members or by any of the equipment or programming
associated with or utilized in the Service. this site is not
responsible for the conduct, whether online or offline, of any user of the
Website or Member of the Service. this site assumes no responsibility
for any error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or
transmission, communications line failure, theft or destruction or unauthorized
access to, or alteration of, user or Member communications. this site
is not responsible for any problems or technical malfunction of any telephone
network or lines, computer online systems, servers or providers, computer
equipment, software, failure of email or players on account of technical
problems or traffic congestion on the Internet or at any Website or combination
thereof, including injury or damage to users and/or Members or to any other
person's computer related to or resulting from participating or downloading
materials in connection with the Web and/or in connection with the Service.
Under no circumstances will this site be responsible for any loss or
damage, including personal injury or death, resulting from anyone's use of the
Website or the Service, any Content posted on the Website or transmitted to
Members, or any interactions between users of the Website, whether online or
offline. The Website and the Service are provided "AS-IS" and this site
expressly disclaims any warranty of fitness for a particular purpose or
non-infringement. this site cannot guarantee and does not promise any
specific results from use of the Website and/or the Service.
Limitation on Liability.
Except in jurisdictions where such provisions are restricted, in no event will
this site be liable to you or any third person for any indirect,
consequential, exemplary, incidental, special or punitive damages, including
also lost profits arising from your use of the Web site or the Service, even if
this site has been advised of the possibility of such damages.
Notwithstanding anything to the contrary contained herein, this site's
liability to you for any cause whatsoever, and regardless of the form of the
action, will at all times be limited to the amount paid, if any, by you to
this site for the Service during the term of membership.
Disputes
If there is any dispute about or involving the Website and/or the Service, by
using the Website, you agree that the dispute will be governed by the laws of
the State of Ap, India without regard to its conflict of law provisions.
Indemnity
You agree to indemnify and hold this site, its subsidiaries,
affiliates, officers, agents, and other partners and employees, harmless from
any loss, liability, claim, or demand, including reasonable attorney's fees,
made by any third party due to or arising out of your use of the Service in
violation of this Agreement and/or arising from a breach of this Agreement
and/or any breach of your representations and warranties set forth above.
Other
This Agreement, accepted upon use of the Website and further affirmed by
becoming a Member of the Service, contains the entire agreement between you and
this site regarding the use of the Website and/or the Service. If any
provision of this Agreement is held invalid, the remainder of this Agreement
shall continue in full force and effect.
Please contact us with any questions regarding this agreement.
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