Why is ChatGPT always ready for a pop quiz?
Because itβs always in a βstate of learningβ.
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Whatβs the difference between a bass guitar and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
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I got the book βInternet Forums for Dummiesβ from a friend.
But I need to take it back, because I already Reddit.
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Youβre so dumb that you thought a quarterback was a refund.
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April Foolsβ Day is a great day to pull pranks.
Except on me, if youβre smart.
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A jobless man applied for the position of Office Boy at a very big company.
The employer interviewed him, then a test βClean the Floorβ.
βYou are hired,β the employer said. βGive me your email address, and Iβll send you the application to fill out, as well as when you will start.β
The man replied, βI donβt have a computer or an email.β
βIβm sorry,β said the employer, βif you donβt have an email that means you do not exist. And who doesnβt exist, cannot have the job.β
The man left with no hope. He didnβt know what to do, with only $10 USD in his pocket.
He then decided to go to the supermarket, bought a 10 kg tomato crate, then sold the tomatoes door to door. In less than two hours, he succeeded and doubled his capital.
He repeated the operation 3 times and returned home with $60 USD. The man realized that he could survive this way, and started to go every day earlier, and returned late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his fleet of delivery vehicles.
Five years later, the manβs company was one of the biggest food retailers. He started to plan his familyβs future and decided to have life insurance.
He called an insurance broker and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him for his email.
The man replied, βI donβt have an email.β
The broker replied curiously, βYou donβt have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?β
The man paused for a while and replied, βAn office boy!β
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What does space smell like?
Uranus!
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How did the cowboy save so much money?
His horse gave him a couple of bucks every day.
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What do you call an aboriginal rolling down a hill?
Abolanche.
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What is a Mexicanβs favorite anime?
Juan Piece.
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Who should be your best friend at school?
Your princi-pal!
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My overweight boss asked me to roast him at his retirement party.
I told him that as a lifelong Muslim, I was forbidden from consuming pork.
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Iβve been watching this anime about dentists. But itβs been getting boring.
Iβm a little tired of the filler episodes.
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A Salad Shooter.
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It is said regarding motivation that βthe first step is always the hardestβ.
As someone with plantar fasciitis, I could not agree more.
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Now the UK is out of the EU we can ban pre-shredded cheese.
Make Britain grate again.
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What do you call cheese that isnβt yours?
Stolen.
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Your mama so short she sleeps in a mini house.
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The most annoying thing about working from home is awkward Skype calls with clients.
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Did you know R2D2 loves to curse?
They have to bleep out all his words.
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