The Pin

An elderly couple was in church. The man had worked late that night, so he fell asleep in church. The preacher asked:

"Who is the son of God?"

The woman poked her husband with a pin. He jumped out of his seat and yelled: "

JESUS!!!"

Then he fell back asleep. Later the preacher asked:

"Who is our heavenly father?"

She stuck him with a pin again and he yelled:

"GOD!!!"

And, yet again, he fell back asleep. At the end of the sermon, the preacher asked:

"What did the angels say to Mary?"

She poked him with the pin again, then he said:

"I swear to God, if you poke me with that pin one more time, I'll shove it up your a**!!!!"