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Cartoon of the day!
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away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said,
"That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she
consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very
nice resort.
So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of
his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a
half-tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in jackknife
position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the
towel.
She said, "That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After
about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly
out of breath.
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No," she said. "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the Grand Canal." | |  |  |  |
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