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Cartoon of the day!
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 |  |  | | | Mommy's BalloonsLittle Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what
are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells
Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter
would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the
same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why
Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up
and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more
questions.
A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours
early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy!
Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think
Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's
screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!" | |  |  |  |
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