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Michael Jackson WTF: sketch 1.

Two friends (Nick and Andrew) sit down at a restaruant to eat. They talk about the good old days and time goes by very quickly. Andrew is a big fan of using hand guestures to solidify his points when he is talking about things. He gets so carried away that he swings his arm wildly to the left and knocks over his soda cup. The cup of soda spills all over the person's lap sitting in the next table. "Oh no im so sorry," Andrew says. Nick chimes in as well. The man sitting next to them quickly turns around... and looks at them very very queerly He says, "Oh oh my, ohhh my." Andrew again apologizes, but this time he feels a little strange. The man finally conjures up words to day. He smiles nicely, but faggishly, and says, Ohh it's ok boys.. you see I was already.. um wet.. down there... you boys want to come back to my ranch.. I promise it will be butt loads of fun.. for me.. he says that part quickly. The boys give MJ the WTF look and quickly scram far, far away. MJ WTF!

 
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