King Arthur's Daughters

   King Arthur went off to war, but he was worried about his teenage daughter at home. So, he gives her a geoteen in a chassidy belt.

When he gets back, he has all the knights stand around the round table, and he asks them to take off their pants. Everyone of their penises are chopped off!

Except for Sir Lancelot. So he goes up to Sir Lancelot, and says, "Congratulations, Sir Lancelot, what do you have to say for yourself?"

And, Sir Lancelot replies, "Naahh Nuuhh Nah Nuh Nehh uhh."