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Johnnie and office girl

Johnny
wanted to have sex with the girl in his office.....but she was
involved with someone else... One day Johnny got so
frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a £1000 if you
will
have sex with me ...but the girl said NO.

Johnny
said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,
I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.

She
thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend. So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said ask him
for £2000, pick up the money
very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants
down.

So she
agreed and accepted the proposal.
Half an hour went by and
the boyfriend waited and waited for his girlfriend to call.



 Finally
after 45 mins the boyfriend called and asked what happened......





She said
"The b?stard used coins

 
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