| | Breast strokeThere were three girls in a swim race, a blonde, a brunnette and a redhead. They were all doing a swim race, and it was the breast stroke. So they're all swimming and the brunnette wins first place, the red head comes in second, and an hour later, the blonde gets last place. When the news reporter asked her why she took so long, she replied "Well, the other girls cheated, I saw them using their arms!" | |