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Moishy the builder

A building contractor wants some quotes to build 2 flats...

The Irishman builder quotes £500,000....

"How did arrive at that figure?" asked the contractor....

" £200,000 labour, and £300,000 for materials.


The Scotish builder quotes £600,000...

£300,000 labour and £300,000 for materials.


The Jewsh builder quotes £1 millon....

The contractor sais "how did arrive at that figure?"

"Easy" sais the Jewish builder " £250,000 for you, £250,000 for me.... and we will get the Irishman to do the job
 
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